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ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA
- POLITICAL FUCKERY
- BUSINESS FUCKERY
UNFUCKABLE
ESSAYS
CHEEKY DISPATCHES
HISTORY THEY NEGLECTED TO MENTION
SCREW THIS, I’M GOING ABROAD

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Stylized illustration of a woman journaling at an elegant desk as papers shatter beside her, symbolizing resilience, personal growth, and building a life that remains strong under pressure.

July 23, 2026<July 23, 2026

Build a Life That Doesn’t Collapse Under Pressure

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Stylized illustration of a woman waving from an orange sports car beside an "Escaping the L’Orange Era" road sign, symbolizing leaving political chaos behind and choosing a different path.

July 23, 2026<July 23, 2026

The Great Escape: Why Living in a Circus Is Only Fun if You’re the One Selling the Peanuts

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Stylized illustration of a fashionable traveler wearing a cream sweater and scarf with gold jewelry, representing international travel, cultural exploration, and life abroad.

July 23, 2026<July 23, 2026

Why People Are Scared to Leave

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Cartoon-style illustration of an influencer posing with a luxury car, mansion, and ring light to symbolize the illusion of wealth on social media.

July 23, 2026<July 23, 2026

The Rented Lambo Is Parked Outside. Nobody Lives Here.

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Editorial illustration of a skeptical woman surrounded by flashy online ads promoting AI automation agencies, faceless YouTube channels, passive income, algorithm hacks, and expensive online courses, satirizing AI guru culture, business hype, and misleading get-rich-quick promises.

July 23, 2026<July 23, 2026

They Said AI Would Make You Rich. They Were Talking About Themselves.

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Editorial illustration of a confident woman seated calmly with a cup of coffee inside a glowing circle of light while blurred conversations and whispered judgments surround her, symbolizing self-command, inner peace, and refusing to let outside opinions define her.

July 23, 2026<July 23, 2026

THE ROOM WILL ALWAYS HAVE AN OPINION.

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Stylized editorial illustration of a woman with oversized expressive eyes resting her face in her hand, seated between two eccentric gnome-like figures with weary expressions against a bold red and teal abstract background, symbolizing political absurdity and public exhaustion.

July 16, 2026<July 23, 2026

Guess What, We Found Mitch (And Lindsey “Blew Up”)

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Stylized noir illustration of a woman with oversized glasses and a polka-dot headscarf seated thoughtfully in a dark lounge overlooking a nighttime city skyline. A framed "Waldo?" poster hangs in the background, reinforcing the satirical theme of searching for absent political figures.

July 11, 2026<July 23, 2026

Where Is Mitch? (Did We Ever Find Waldo?)

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ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA
- POLITICAL FUCKERY
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CHEEKY DISPATCHES
HISTORY THEY NEGLECTED TO MENTION
SCREW THIS, I’M GOING ABROAD

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