KIMBERLY ANN HAWES

The “UNF**KABLE” Whisperer


I’ve turned one word into a vernacular, empire, for myself, the word, the mindset, the lifestyle.

Three years ago I sat with a line from a British show — "you can't fuck me, I'm UnFuckable" — and I never let it go. Not because it was crude. Because it was true. Untouchable. Non-negotiable. And underneath that: the thing everybody calls ugly before it becomes a diamond.

I don't do "inspiring content." I make the word do the work

THE REVIEWS I GET & WANT


I follow her for the definitions. I stay because she says the thing I was too polite to say out loud."

That's the review I want. Not "relatable." Not "funny." A review where a stranger admits you said what they were thinking and didn't have the nerve to post.

I do that on purpose.


WHAT I ACTUALLY DO


I INSPIRE

Lobby statements that set the tone before a guest says a word. The kind of first impression that costs five figures to get wrong and looks like a million when it's right.

I ENCORAGE

The wall that gets mentioned in reviews before the chef does. Visual identity that makes the dining experience feel intentional, curated, and worth returning to.

I SHOW

Murals and installations that communicate culture, ambition, and brand character without relying on a single line of copy. Your lobby should speak before your receptionist does.

I TELL

Visual concepts integrated from the ground up, not added as an afterthought. If I'm coming in after the drywall, we're already behind.

THE ACRONYM — THE PHILOSOPHY


Most of us have two choices to get us started. . Remain Chaotic OR Become Charaismatic

WTH > W.O.W.

WHAT THE HELL

TO

WELL - REFINED OPULENT WOMAN

DEFINE YOUR WORLD!

WHY IT MATTERS


Visual identity is not decoration. It is direction.

The spaces people remember are the ones that make a statement before anyone says a word. A restaurant, hotel, office, or lobby should communicate who you are the moment someone walks through the door.

That's the whole point. A wall people forget is a wasted wall. I don't do wasted walls.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T CALL ME


Your competitors get the review. You get the receipt.

Your space opens. No one photographs it. No one talks about it. No one comes back just to see it again.

You spend money on the right furniture, the right lighting, the right menu — and the walls say nothing.

You get "nice place." And nice place doesn't fill tables. "Nice" doesn't trend.. Nice place doesn't get shared.

DISCLAIMER


This is not for everyone. And that's by design.

I don't accept every inquiry. I pick and choose who I work with. If the fit isn't right, I can't work with you — and that's not personal. It's professional.

Because when the vibe is right? You get 110%. Not because I'm trying hard. Because it flows. Because the vision is clear. Because we're building something that matters.

COMMERCIAL PROJECTS ONLY

THE RECEIPTS — CREDENTIALS


1

Paramount Pictures

Featured backdrop art in Mayor of Kingstown

2

The Pittsburgh Mayor's Office

Black History Month

3

The Historic August Wilson House

2x Award Winning Artist

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International Exhibitions

Art exhibited internationally. Switzerland, Dubai, France, Germany, & Spain,

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Proprietary Art Vocabulary

A proprietary art vocabulary book featuring fused words and original artwork.

LET'S CREATE A SPACE PEOPLE REMEMBER


Book a commercial consultation. Serious inquiries only.

This isn't a form you fill out and hope for a response. This is the beginning of a conversation — and only some conversations turn into walls that whisper.


"Every environment teaches people how to feel before anyone speaks." — Kimberly Ann Hawes